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Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 4, 2016
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Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)
Would you like some Smoked Cooch?
by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018
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bacon cooch

When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
I ate out that bacon cooch last night it was so greasy and delicious!
by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020
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cooch surfer

A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.
Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!
by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017
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Cooch Stank

When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.
Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
by Macabrebard May 16, 2019
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Dusty Cooch

Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.

It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.
{chad} yooo dude we used {kira's} Dusty Cooch
{kyle} wooah bro that must have reeked of STIs
by xyko1 February 10, 2021
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Giz cooch

Becomes Dj now and again, poo stains on her bed, makes odd sounds when talking to animals, has one sip of Smirnoff ice and is passed out, biggest light weight you’ll ever meet, beautiful gal but very stinky, very talented at makeup she’s like the master, this shart bag always has your back. When giz is around hide ur juicy bottoms they might get eaten by a wild bean. Finally she really enjoys being overly dramatic and make her self seem hard.
Woah she’s snorting coke! Must be a giz cooch
by Daddy finger June 20, 2021
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