cooch cooler

A mini skirt so short it barely covers her privates, thus getting some air.

Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!

by Coyote Boy February 4, 2014

cooch muncher

Or coochie muncher, is someone (usually a lesbian) who enjoys munching coochie (eat pussy).

"There is no point hitting on her, she is a cooch muncher."
"Oh, I didnt know she was a cooch muncher!"

by coochiemuncher June 21, 2019

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 4, 2016

cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010

Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.

The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.

by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014

cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.

Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.

by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012