conlag

Short for "conversation lag". When you chat online, your message can sometimes come out after someone else's message, causing confusion.

1> I just got my new album!!!
2> my fish just died :(
1> AWESOME!
1> whoops, conlag :P

by Aupajo November 19, 2007

conlific

Producing in meager quantities or with great infrequency.

Antonym for prolific.

Why do The Sundays have to be so damn conlific while Tori Amos craps out new albums every time she needs money to buy more eye of newt and toe of frog?

by Joseph Boyd May 29, 2007

Cooly Beans

An expression meaning that everything's fine and alright. Often used as a way to show approval of something.

Person: We're going to the movies.
Person#2: Cooly Beans

by falsestart October 4, 2009

Cony-catcher

Any con-man, trickster, pimp, or thief looking for an innocent mark, or "cony", to trick.

That cony-catcher is just waiting for a rube to shakedown.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Coney Island Tapeworm

After filling up the condom, the man withdraws it, lets the air out, ties a knot at the bottom, and then pushes it past the balloon knot of the woman. He tells her what he did but leaves out that the knot is there so she has to go shit it out right away.

"man, I never thought I would get out of there so I had to give her a Coney Island Tapeworm just so I could get to the door."

by F00sieben December 11, 2012

conlen

Derogatory term used for a Chavy young white male

''Wow did you see Sylvester drinking at the bingo last night?'
'Yeah he's become a real conlen.''

by Moodieallan January 1, 2017

conyia

A beautiful,Sexy,Smart,kind,interactive gal.Doesnt have much friends.Keep close friends around.Is a keeper.The type you wanna marry.Also will have a bright future.

Conyia is the one!😩❤️

by Conni3 March 12, 2017