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Condom Nazi

Someone who is so adamant about making sure you are properly using a condom that it kills the entire vibe.
So that broad from the river took me back to her campsite and it got lame, she was a total condom nazi. Good thing I pre poked those holes back at my place.
by Ranchgirls November 30, 2020
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A Ghetto Condom

Someone who is too cheap to use a real condom and ends wraping up their "Package" up in some seran wrap
Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is pregnat
by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 9, 2008
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condom

A condom can protect against STI while having sex and can help you last longer. It also serves as a birth control but it is recommended to use another birth control in addition in case a condom breaks. Additional lubricant may be necessary to avoid breaking a condom. Some condoms are a bit thicker, which can improve security and stamina. If you have a casual partner, condoms can also be used for a blowjob to prevent STI. Usually condoms are already lubricated but there are condoms without lubricant in case the girl does not like lubricant for a blowjob. If you want to have a threesome but don't have female condoms, it is recommended to use one condom for each girl, to avoid sharing an STI between the 2 girls.
by Find a Wingman July 25, 2020
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chilling condo

Chilling Condo series are from November of 2006 to March 2007. A lot of shit has been done and most of them are awesome.

Chilling Condo are all about BEER, SMOKE, VIDEO GAME. Usually it starts friday night until Monday morning, we chill, we get drunk, we smoke, we run on kush, we get high, we are the super team.

Chilling Condo is awesome till girls start to come, THEY WILL CHILL there forever, they will not GTFO of the condo !!!!
Are you down to chill? Chilling Condo
by Kev CheungSTER December 20, 2007
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Ryan the condom man

A man who sells condoms to little kids and sells condom balloons to kids in school.
If you hear your 12-year-old kid say "Mom I am going to play at Ryan's house." you will know that he watches porn.
Mom! Ryan the condom man sold me 80 packs of condoms for free. It's so high quality. He wears condom balloons on his head
by naMhteiK98 March 5, 2017
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Concordokken

To be smacked down by the local law enforcement for accidental damage to property.
Man, I was totally concordokkened today.
by Stupidlophin March 9, 2005
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Condom Commercial Kid

A bratty little kid disturbing people in a public place with limited to no control from the parent. Often associated with a sudden desire to increase strength and use of birth control products. Commonly expressed in the grocery store as making a bee-line for the condom isle because of what you saw on the cereal isle. Both parents and non-parents report seeing Condom Commercial Kids.
"I didn't get to enjoy the movie because of that five-year-old (Condom Commercial Kid) right behind me screaming and kicking the back of my seat the entire two hours. On an unrelated matter, no glove--no love, so let's stop by the drugstore on the way home home..."
by arka May 23, 2008
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