Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!

She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.

by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018

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Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013

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Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

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Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

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Playdough Commando

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.

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"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>

by boguk April 27, 2009

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To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011

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