critched

Similar to crooked.meening not straight, or to be slightly bent.

The Christmas tree is still Critched,we need to straighten it up. Or, That man is Critched as hell.

by Tommy Jon December 24, 2019

Clitch

Onomatopoeia and verb for the bungee strap buckle inside 1990's Rain Jackets Such as Adidas Sports rain Jacket.

Child: *Snapping the buckle together continuously making "Clitch sound"

Mother "Whats that bloody noise"

Child "It's ma Clitch"
Mother "Your what?"
Child "Look my Clitch" *Shows bungee strap buckle to mother and snaps it together
Mother: *Smiles* "You are a nutter"
Child *Clitch , Clitch , Clitch"

by WelshBanter June 2, 2020

Clichewiche

People who are called clichewiche are usually rude and toxic. Theu dont like sports and they are usually fat. They like maths. Also they dont like new clothes and they wear the same jacket everyday.

If your name is clichewiche on Instagram delete it

by Unknown but wise June 6, 2020

critcher

a bus

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row

by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020

Critchety

A combination of crotchety and rickety. Irritable and about to fall apart structurally.

Sadly, when the man was 55 he became very critchety.

by Utahmartin February 23, 2021

Clatchet

When you are between classy and retch

Saying “you people” makes you clatchet

by Phloyd58 January 17, 2021

Clitch

When your female friend ditches you.

-While playing overwatch-
"Anthi wouldn't heal me the other day. That bish clitched me!"

by Ilsivar January 31, 2021