claimer

A claimer is someone who claims to like something, but really doesnt. He/she is only claiming that thing to fit in with a group of people or seem cool.

It's easy to tell if someone's a claimer by simply asking them one or two questions about the matter that any non-claimer could answer.

Preppy Girl: Hey! Oh my gosh, I love Death Cab for Cutie!
Indie Girl wearing Death Cab Shirt: Really? What's your favorite song?
Preppy Girl: Um... Soul Meets Body... I see it on T.V. sometimes.
Indie Girl: I like that too... What other songs do you like? How about Lonelily? (Lonelily is a Damien Rice song)
Preppy Girl: Yeah! I love that song too!
Indie Girl: All right...Someone only knows one song... Claimer... Bye.

by zenkei May 26, 2006

Climber's Crack

When you're dangling off a rock face and your ass crack is so wet that you cause a mini waterfall over the rocks that you are actually climbing sometimes causing spillage on the people belaying you.

Dude, that was such a hard climb that it caused major climber's crack and the poor chick below me got a mouthful of ass juice.

by soulsurfer78 October 30, 2009

tree climber

A derogatory name for someone of African heritage which denotes them as monkey-like , hence a tree climber.

Walter: "Shit David, who stole your car and killed that baby with a cinder block"
David: "I dunno, I think it was a tree climber"
Walter: "That's racially insensitive"

Col. Bluford was the first tree climber in space.

Look at all those tree climbers shuckin' and jivin' outside that night club.

I once saw a tree climber eat an entire cantaloupe in one bite.

by C. Gracki June 8, 2005

Cliver

The cliver is inside part and connection between the big toe, and the next toe along.

This flip flop feels nice on my cliver.

by LivKaz July 10, 2009

Cliterally

Experiencing an unimaginably wonderful sexual experience that arouses you just thinking about it.

"That orgasms was cliterally so good my ass cramped halfway through. 10/10 would fuck again."

by Ayiannout August 30, 2016

ladder climber

A corporate shill who is the utmost example of selfishness. They are the most unenlightened breed of human being next to a literal religious terrorist. Purely driven by ego, they stop at nothing and no one to get what they want with absolute disregard for others. They see life with blinders on, they are constantly defensive and they are sociopathic in nature. CEOs all climbed the ladder to the top, using the necks of others, usually those who actually created something, as rungs on this ladder. They are abysmal human beings who now exist in droves in corporate America. They have ruined the U.S.A. and should be ashamed of themselves, but even more so, the U.S. citizens need to recognize the shame they have brought upon the U.S., a once actually great country, now living anecdotally through lies, rabble, manipulation, war, and fear. Shame on U.S. for letting these people take what is ours. Especially since money is merely a human construct to being with. These are fake people, that know everything they do is wrong, yet they continue to do it out of an even greater fear than that of which they propagate as they build their onion-skin of an image. Pathetic.

I refuse to be a ladder climber at this soulless company. I quit.

by Waxil July 22, 2014

Chimerion

A sub-par race of creatures that are supposed to be a breed fo cave dragons. In reality, they are simply an angler fish/dog hybrid with badly proportioned wings added.

Their creator is notorious for claming that anyone who creates a character with either glowing areas or an antennae are copying her design.

Her methods of harassment are usually to run to her friends, who are all much better artists and hold more weight, and thus can cause more trouble for whomever had the misfortune to draw something similar to her work.

There's a new drawing of a Chimerion up. Yeah, I know it looks like a retarded wolf.

by LaughingCorvid May 15, 2005