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Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.
"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"
by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025
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Pebble climbing

The act of having sex with a small woman.

‘The opposite of rock climbing
Kanye’s for sure pebble climbing tonight!
by xX_Mike_Hunt_Xx October 15, 2022
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rutowski climb

A flight profile that trades speed for altitude. Used by fighter pilots to engage an adversary.

Term was intentionally turned into a sexual inuendo by an imaginative Sailor on deployment in 2020
What did you end up doing with that chick last night?

I gave her the ol' Rutowski Climb.
by James Ridge August 29, 2020
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That's so rock climbing

You'll feel it in your gut, desperately escaping your lips. When you see something that's just so rock climbing, you've gotta say it.
*a climber drives to a nearby restaurant to poop instead of going in the woods* "That's so rock climbing"
by amawomps April 13, 2023
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Iowan Fiber Climb

You stick a stalk of corn up your ass while your significant other licks the butthole and eats the corn off of your ass while it is spinning
"My wife gave me a mean Iowan Fiber Climb last night"
by General Herpes July 19, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.
timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch
by danny_boi November 20, 2007
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