Christopher

the most chat person i have met fucking has no lips the skinny lanky cunt he likes ass hole rubs because hes a gay cunt. he actually has a massive dick makes up for his shitty personality. Anyways christophers tend to date the nicest, calmest and potentially the cutest girl. despite a christopher's ugly personality and lame jokes, its amazing how they seem to attract the most delightful girl.
by ure girlfrind March 27, 2018
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Yodog, did you see his Christopher?
It was so short!
by Mutherfuckir November 16, 2017
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a man that has an extremely large penis and doesnt look like gary coleman, and infact i do wake up in the morning feeling like p diddy thank you ke$ha. Thank you Kanye for making Tayolr Swift pissed and thank you for all the work lil wayne, which he has a little wayne. and fuck all the bitches that are assholes, hey kelsey
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by BigMan94 February 24, 2010
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This dude literally holds an apple in his mouth while laughing at his friend video with one earbud in.
Christopher:yeet

Me:fuck you whore
by Christopher’s_biggest_fan December 09, 2019
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A known trouble maker, but very kind and understandable when you get to know him better. Very handsome and nice looking person and if you break his trust it’s a big loss for you.
Jessica: “Christopher is so nice, have you ever met him?”
Kate: “No but I really need to!!”
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How would you call yourself?
Im simply Christopher!
by Nibba567 December 27, 2017
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Most amazing men get named Christopher... Without a doubt brings a smile to everyone's face when walking into a room.... Can be really stubborn at times but mostly has good reasons for the stubbornness... Loved easily by partners and loved freely by friends... Very confident and determined at times when best for him... He loves hard when being in love (if you can get him in love)...
Is that Christopher picking his nose... I sure love him....
by Dymond4life December 17, 2017
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