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Chopped and Screwed

A style of music revelutionized by Southern Rap, and more exclusively, Swisha House. Taking a song and making it skip, stretching syllables, scratching, etc..
I got that Chamillionaire and Mike Jones cd, they both are chopped and screwed.
by Labrite March 12, 2005
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choppin it up

to have a conversation with
Me and my homegirl were choppin it up last night.
by illusive April 10, 2003
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Choppino

An Italian sea food stew, usually made with the left overs of fish, clams, calamari, and other seafood. Tastes like tomato soup, but more awesome.
"Can I have a cup of Choppino?"
"Only if you want to consume left over squid."
"That's okay, it tastes good...."
"..."
by DeborahR July 4, 2008
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Chopper Command

Chopper command:
When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...

Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.

A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....

Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.

(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)
TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.

Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.

(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:
by The Real TOP DOG TD.... February 27, 2011
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chopper mar

Noun - A screw-up who messes up when easiest to avoid.

Verb - To screw-up in a situation which can completely be avoided.
Noun:
I'm such a goddamn chopper mar!!! Who kills his own worm with a bazooka. Right near a fire drum no doubt.

Verb:
Grahul, you really chopper mar'd when you blew up your own worm with the Holy Hand Grenade.
by WormsReloaded January 29, 2012
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chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.
Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.
by j5689 July 9, 2017
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Chopeing

The act of taking a photo of a female's crotch area from up her skirt ("upskirting") without her knowing.

Named after a British Member of Parliament, "Sir" Christopher Chope who blocked legislation which would have made such a specific act illegal in the UK.
I was at a gig at the weekend, and I caught this man chopeing me with his mobile phone. Dirty bastard.
by RogerMellie June 17, 2018
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