While having anal sex, the girl has diarrhea all over the shaft and head of the penis. Immediately following, the girl cleans off the flecks and juices of the diarrhea with a blow job.
Girl: Sorry I'm not really in the mood for sex tonight...
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?
Guy: Ahh, fine, can you at least give me a chocolate covered polish sausage then?
by PolishGuy291 April 9, 2010
Get the Chocolate Covered Polish Sausage mug.UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
by Clansman April 22, 2009
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by rpetras April 29, 2008
Get the chocolate covered coconut crack mug.A tingley, melting sensation of the feet, achieved when high. The outside of the foot feels melted while the inside feels solid.
by Matthew Gray July 8, 2006
Get the Chocolate Feet mug.Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.
The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!
by spencerlovesboys December 3, 2007
Get the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee mug.Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."
Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."
by Dangerstache October 6, 2009
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