Chinese Joint

An inexpensive, off-brand radio such as a Luiton or Baofeng used primarily for listening to Suffolk County fire frequencies by someone too frugal to purchase a Motorola or a proper scanner. Chinese joints should never be used for transmitting, only receiving due to their low transmit power and tendency to bleed across multiple frequencies.

"Hey man, where's that Chinese joint?"

by AWeb740 September 5, 2022

Chinese Nightstand

After a long night of drinking, and you wake up and feel pretty good. And slowly the worst fucking hangover ever ruins your life!!! I might be dieing!!!

I felt so good this morning, now I have a Chinese Nightstand!

by Nat the ripper, and the toots. May 12, 2018

do a chinese

1 - When you hurt someone, normally by accident, but even realizing what you've just done you fail to stop and help, leaving the the other person to die.

2 - When you see someone injured or dying and pretend you haven't seen and just ignore it, leaving the person to die.

You should go to jail if you do a chinese.

Search on google for: "chinese toddler hit and run"

by supermario1978 October 21, 2011

Chinese Food

slang term for 'that good kush.' An alternative way to elaborate on your marijuana habits in public. A term used to avoid all confrontation and to be totally clean. No one will know whats good.

"yo dawg, we gonna get Chinese food before we go to this talent show, i aint tryna see it sober."

"bro, is your guy good for Chinese friday night? If not, lets order some quick"

by master wok March 14, 2014

Chinese dragon

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's esophagus and hits her in the throat, causing her to cough the ejaculation through her nose.

Man, that German porn last night really showed a great Chinese dragon.

by Dark_Panda420 February 22, 2012

chinese pride

Nationalism of the Chinese people
China is:
-one of the oldest nations
-largest population
-fastest growing and 2nd largest economy
-largest and 2nd strongest military
-unique culture and diveristy
-most spoken language (mandarin)
-4th largest tourist attraction
-dominates in sports (won most gold medals in 2008 olympics)
-nuclear superpower
-most univeristies in the world
-largest manufacturer with "made in china" products everywhere
-3rd largest auto industry
-most powerful country in the east
-3rd largest movie industry

chinese pride is everything I listed above!

by Chinanation April 20, 2011

Chinese Food

Delicious food that makes you hungry 30 minutes later just so you can enjoy more until you have a heart attack and die. (Best way to die)

The autopsy revealed the cause of death was too much of Mr.Chang's chinese food.

by 0mG U 1Os3R I knoW u HacK August 10, 2004