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made in chelsea

Made in Chelsea is a so called 'reality' television show on E4, following the

lives of a group of cocktail-sipping, wealthy young socialites in London. It's

had six seasons, and succeeds in making its viewers feel shit about their

average lives in every single one. It somehow manages to make London look warm

and sunny in every episode, like it's L.A rather than dreary England. The cast

frequently sleep with one another, which is essentially what every plot line

consists of, and they spend most of their time slumping around exclusive night

clubs and speaking in ridiculous accents that don't exist in real life.
"Watched Made In Chelsea last night, Spencer and Louise slept together!"
"Wait, didn't that happen the week before?"
"It happens every week dude."
by Mebulapo February 3, 2014
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chelsea handler

Ralph Garman was right, Chelsea Handler really is a talentless cunt. Garmy strong!
by Babblethefkon March 8, 2011
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Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.
That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.
by James Spencer June 15, 2005
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Chelsea Grin

A form of torture.

Typically, two one inch incisions are made at the corners of the victim's mouth. Then the victim is tortured causing them to scream. This tears the flesh along the sides of the mouth, leaving a "grin".

Can alternatively be called a Glasgow Smile .
Heath Ledger's Joker has a Chelsea Grin.

Ichi the Killer has a Chelsea Grin.
by dirtybird4t46345222 October 19, 2008
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Chelsea Handler

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.
by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010
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Chelsea Tractor

A 4 x 4 car such as a Range Rover, a Mercedes GL or a BMW X5 which is driven in wealthier suburban areas such as Chelsea
a typical one (new) costs over £40,000
some examples of Chelsea Tractors

Mercedes M
BMW X5
Audi Q7
Lexus RX
Range Rover
Porsche Cayenne
Despite the four wheel drive, Most Chelsea Tractors almost never go off-road
by Someguywhopostedhere October 23, 2011
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