Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
by CriticalCareBadass, RN June 10, 2021
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When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.
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by Jason M. October 06, 2003
A humanoid species of small stature that usually wears crazy clothing that resembles leafs, bark, or organic materials. These creatures are easy to recognise as there is a distinct difference between them and ordinary pixies. The main differences are that they behave chaotically, and incite people around them to join in with thier chaotic misadventures. Chaos pixies are truely unique, and if you are lucky enough to spot one than it won't be long before the silly chaos and giggling antics effect you!
You could tell she was a chaos pixie by the way her silly antics created unfolding chaos around her.
by sillyelfclown September 20, 2011