Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.

Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"

by Ninaleven June 28, 2023

chalopshticle

a person on the street who stops and stares at what you are eating when you are sitting at a window seat in a restaurant

That chalopshticle should order his own food!

by hank July 22, 2003

chalomala

noun:

Furry woodland creature resembling a marmoset with sausage fingers and mushroom toes.

My beloved chalomala gorwls like a wookie

by DiamondDiggity May 9, 2005

chahoogers

Also known as manboobs

The name given to the Male's breasts when they grow to abnormally large size. Manboobs are common on the heavier sized Male, and are not to be mistaken for normal Female Breasts.

Damn, Trey's chahoogers are looking as big as Mom's on a good tonight!

by redgett December 14, 2008

chawoot

Another way to say the word yes. Chwoot is acceptable also.

Chawoot! It's my birthday!
or
Chwoot! Its sunny out!

by Emily Albert April 15, 2007

Chalottage

A place you go in the winter because it's near a ski resort, ski hill or some type of winter activity AND a place you go in the summer because it is near water or for summer relaxing. part Chalet part Cottage, Chalottage.

Winter: Lets go to the Chalottage for skiing this weekend!
Summer: Lets go to the Chalottage and go to the beach this weekend!

Ex. Collingwood, ON: Ski at Blue Mountain & sun, sand, surf at Wasaga Beach.

by Casie Stewart May 21, 2008

Chanoodle

chanoodle is a form of dance in which two partners spin around as fast as they can

spin dizzy twirl chanoodle

by totalhotti3xo1990 May 22, 2010