When a common bathroom toilet is clogged and people keep shitting in it until it can’t be plunged and the shit turns rock hard.
by Boysdormstaff January 26, 2020
When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.
“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”
by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023
It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.
by Mr Corrupt June 23, 2005
Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.
Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door
by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023
Feaces.
by Zonal K October 18, 2019
by Lingtora November 5, 2023
1) Something in your life that is weighing heavy on your mind, a burden, an obstacle.
2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.
2) The cement block created by wet cement poured over a person’s feet to weigh down a body before it is thrown into deep water.
I have finally paid down my student loans and my car’s transmission dies on me. This car has been like wearing a pair of cement slippers.
by joecoolthefool February 18, 2018