Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.
Carol-Sup boy!
Phil-I didn't do shit!
Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?
Phil-Yeah.
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.
Carol-Sup boy!
Phil-I didn't do shit!
Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?
Phil-Yeah.
by Shit brain May 15, 2010
Its when you have a shitty internet connection.
Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game
Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game
Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360
Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.
Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.
by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024
Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out
by Kyomado June 28, 2022
A method of ordering fast food when you are on a Paleo, Primal, low-carb or gluten free regimen. a cheeseburger or other sandwich ordered with no bread, no fries, just place the meat and cheese in a clamshell and pile the veggies and condiments on top.
"Welcome to R****'s. may I help you?"
"I would like a cheesy greaseburger caveman style and a large, unsweetened tea please."
"I would like a cheesy greaseburger caveman style and a large, unsweetened tea please."
by navarre1095 July 13, 2013
The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.
by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023
An Duc is a beastly caveman
by Caveman Diaries April 27, 2018