The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.
Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.
by Crankytdog November 16, 2021
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Caucasian Whip

A party game where a group of 15+ men gather around a towel and lather it in their semen. after being lathering their semen into it they all get into in a line taking turns whipping a woman. you get more points the closer you get to her asshole; this is determined by the semen left from the whip.
Yo dude is there going to be Caucasian Whip and your house welcoming party this weekend?
by carbon.if November 15, 2023
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Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by
Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.
by Captain skip September 16, 2016
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Caucasian Monkey

Term for ugly Caucásians with brown skin.
Marcus Samuelson is a Caucasian Monkey.
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Hoppa Caucasian

A slang term for someone whose ethnicity is White/Caucasian and Asian, but they are not half asian + half white. One parent is half asian + half white, making them Hoppa. The other parent is White/Caucasian.

Synonyms:

Hoppa Caucasian, Hoppa White, Wasian White, Wasian Caucasian,

Caucasian hoppa, White hoppa, White wasian, Caucasian wasian,

Similar Terms:
(describing those who come from Western countries or are born in Western countries, especially the U.S, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand)
Western White Asian, Western Asian White,

Western Mixed White Asian, Western Mixed Asian White, Western Part Asian Mixed White, Western Part White Mixed Asian,
Western White Asian Mix, Western Asian White Mix,
Western Mixed White Asian Mix, Western Mixed Asian White Mix, Western Part Asian Mixed White Mix, Western Part White Mixed Asian Mix
1. Mom: "You're Hoppa Caucasian."
Daughter: "I am Chinese and Caucasian. That's wild."
Mom: "Sweetie, honey, that's right. Part of you is Chinese but the other over 50 percent, more than half, is white and caucasian."

2. Tom: "My friend says he's 75% German or white and 25% Mongoloid so that makes him mixed."
Toby: "I know, right? That makes him a Hoppa Caucasian."
by gatorblade March 21, 2024
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