.tired.cacti

A nice person who is also a fucking bitch. Like ur a hoe <3

Have you followed .tired.cacti? They’re a bitch

by Rexy.cow January 29, 2022

Oh captian, my captian!

Orinally a poem post Civil War that makes a metaphor comparing Lincoln to a captian of a boat who dies at the end, the phrase became famous from the 1989 movie "The Dead Poet Society" staring Robin Williams. The whole point of the phrase is that William's character was an English teacher who had his student's address him with that phrase while standing on their desks.

Good morning oh captian, my captian!

by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005

Captin Smug

A kid with spiked up hair and glasses. Good at most things and is not scared to exploit it. When he does well in an exam for example. he will say nothing and sit there with a smug-ass look on his face

Connor: Oh look at my exam result

Bradley: thats good. why is he looking at us with that smile

Connor: Don't worry look at him he is a captin smug

by Abbottofmojo12 June 13, 2011

Co captin

The front seat side passenger that works as the driver's hands. Holds drink's, texts, shift's gear's, changes stations..

Dude, your my co captin on my way up to Florida.

by MotherFuckingShit February 28, 2009

Cantinflas

Persona of Mario Moreno. Best Mexican comedian to be in films. Charlie Chaplin considered him the greatest comedian ever.

Cantinflas was the greatest comedian, verdad chato?

by buhnijm May 7, 2018

Capfishing

- someone who’s on the internet acting like their about it or got it when in reality they don’t.

These niggas be capfishing.

by MartyBadass December 13, 2018

capink

mixture of the colors copper and pink

filler word

can be used in place of fuck if little kids are around

what the capink

I'll have the capink one

you make me so capink

by D-unknown swan January 20, 2005