(New Zealand slang) When someone messes something up monumentally and stupendously, often with hilarious or unexpected consequences.
Person 1: Did you hear that Dave crashed his car into a power pole?
Person 2: Yep, he absolutely caked it
Person 1: I heard he puked all over the dash afterwards
Person 2: Yep, he absolutely caked it
Person 1: I heard he puked all over the dash afterwards
by BigBoiiLeem September 8, 2020

Verb: Shitting one's pants.
Making trouser pancakes.
Baking a batch of gut-batter.
Getting nervous about something.
Making trouser pancakes.
Baking a batch of gut-batter.
Getting nervous about something.
by FredTheSaint December 29, 2019

What in the world i didnt know that guy had that much cake.
Girl, ya know ya just want the cake.
were going to vegas and i got the cake
Girl, ya know ya just want the cake.
were going to vegas and i got the cake
by shaun farrell April 9, 2006

by Angie Sanan December 9, 2003

by sexyvoice March 29, 2015

In the game Portal, you only get cake if you don't accept your fate to be burned alive after completing the scientific parcours (after all you've been promised cake and you don't like being lied to!), but to free yourself from that situation and destroy the system that held you captive (also as revenge for your beloved weighted companion cube!); for only then do you get cake.
So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.
So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.
by StripTheSoul June 2, 2008
