buttcrack

The audible noise that is made when the flaps of one's buttocks smack together from the forcible expulsion of gaseous products from one's bowels.

That wasn't my car back firing, it was my good ole buttcrack. I think that was a wet one, but it smells fragrant.

by JB2003 August 13, 2003

bushwhacker

A penis or, a gardening tool (a very painful gardening tool).

girl: wow your bushwhacker is huge!
man: really i never noticed

or

A bushwhacker is that how you chopped off your dick?

by bobie ate my pie! February 20, 2010

buttsack

This is a term used to describe someone who is an idiot or dork or dweeb.

Thtat buttsack took my lunch money!

Our teacher is such a buttsack.

by Ross Money Beck May 15, 2005

buttcrack girl

sexiest girl

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by Ching Chong June 29, 2003

buttcrackagram

the process of conveying a message thru writing with a permanent marker around the anus and then revealing the message to surprise the person who the message is intended, it is also optional to present a gift inserted in the anus on display

the man proposed with a buttcrackagram by writing "will you marry me" around his anus and presenting the ring inserted in his anus ,so that she could see the shimmer of the marquis cut diamond.

by jamesward February 11, 2009

anial buttsack

a butt that is on the front of your body

bob was born with a disability and he has an anial buttsack.

by Its always sunny in philadelph February 10, 2014

Buttcracker

Someone who goes around cracking butts and looking at them.

watch out for that girl, she's a buttcracker!

by Antionetteannete May 29, 2011