Brownie Penis

After sticking a penis out of the anus and putting it in your partners mouth
"her breath smells bad"
"yeah she got brownie penis last night"
by hamborgorboy2000 July 19, 2020
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brownie blizzard

When you toss someone's salad with an ice cube in your mouth.
"He totally gave her a brownie blizzard last night!"
by Rustilicious April 01, 2008
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Brownie

The name given to someone whose surname is "brown". Brownies are generally fat gay bastards who stuff rake handles up their arses, and their main hobbies consist of raping OAP'S and drinking sweaty cum.

Brownie is also a word used to describe a penis that has recently been inserted into a man's anus, and comes out covered in shit.
1. "OH MY GOD, BROWNIE IS RAPING THAT PENSIONER, AND DRINKING HIS CUM!!!"

2. "I got a huge brownie last night after I shit-shoved this rent-boy"
by Dannybell1 November 07, 2007
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Brownie Crunch

noun. A sexual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the anus. One partner takes a shit and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. Once the shit is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.

verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.

Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
Last night I took a massive dump and forgot to wipe. After watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, I was ready to receive a brownie crunch.

I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
by tptapt October 06, 2011
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brownie points

Recognition for a good, but non-useful suggestion or effort
He failed miserably, but earned brownie points for trying.
by Kenthar March 19, 2003
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Lightie and Brownie

As UK call it lighties for mix race girls that are attractive or light skin/. Brownies is used for really attactive Black girls. It's not really used on guys just girls. Uk dont say 'yellowbone' or 'Redbone' .
Person 1:Jheeze hotspice look at that Lightie
Person 2: But check out her piff Brownie friend tho
Person1: Damn two piff Lightie and Brownie girls shame we wont see them again.
by certisavs2 June 28, 2012
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weed brownies

Contrary to popular belief, you cannot just throw in the marijuana. You are wasting THC that way. The correct way is you boil water, butter, and marijuana for a few hours, then let the butter separate from the water. Then you use that special butter to make your brownies. There are recipes on the web.
Eating weed brownies sometimes results in couchlock.
by CAPokerPlayer October 02, 2005
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