Brendan's Girlfriend

One who is Brendan's girlfriend is the person who is always crying because Brendan hangs out with other girls beside her. Brendan always forks hey yard and it makes her Vietnam daddy sad. When they cuddle Brendan's girlfriend feels uncomfortable because Brendan is a fat lump of shit and can't keep his boner away.

Forrest: Do you see that girl crying over there? Brendan's stripper Dad: Yea, that's prob Brendan's girlfriend.

by BingusDingus December 5, 2019

Dirty Brendan

This is when a man, for pleasure, sticks his own foot up his own ass, then eats the shit he scooped out of it. A partner helps him throw up, so they can both eat it with jizz through a grandparents sock. This usually follows with a dirty Andrew

Dude, me and my old friend did a Dirty Brendan after the reunion last night.

by Dirtyone January 8, 2019

jasmin + brendan

True happiness and what most people would call "true love" :)

i wish i could find real "jasmin + brendan" out there somewhere .................

by thug.nigga.of.the.year September 16, 2009

Brendan Martin

ugliest motherfucker in the world such a fucking pussy

Ew man look at that guy, he looks like a fucking Brendan martin

by I’m a cowboy not a surfer August 18, 2019

Brendan Carmody

A pussy demolisher, has so many girlfriends and boyfriends

Person 1:Brendan Carmody is so fucking hot
Person 2:For real he is gonna hit tonight

by Tagzyy December 26, 2021

Brendan Bailey

Dudes named Brendan with the last name bailey the type of dudes to call sprite spicy

Brendan bailey is gay

by Manthony Artinez October 24, 2018

Brendan Waters

Biggest mamook on jv lax

Brendan waters is such a mamook

by RSpencer44 April 29, 2021