breastestes

a girl whos breast are oddily shaped and small(one breast bigger then the other)

dam girl ur breastestes are like my grandmas and she aint even got titts.

by marrisol August 11, 2006

Beasteroni

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.

"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"

by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005

double breasted

Having more tits than brains, usually do to implants

"Chesty Love" with her 56FFs was the most double breasted woman around

by greenguy253 December 7, 2009

breastest

A partner in crime when hard at work.

How bout' it there breastest?

by Bresto September 3, 2016

Breasteses

The plural form of breasts that is sometimes frowned upon

Look at that lady’s breasteses

by Hehehejejensnsns December 21, 2019

beasterly

Adjective. Used to describe very low quality marijuana.

I don't know man, those nugs look pretty beasterly.

by SmokinTheDuke September 26, 2006

breasteses

Any combination of the breasts (boobs) of two or more individual women

Matt spends a great deal of 5th period lunch groping Taryn's and Amanda's voluptuous breasteses.

by Zeusy-kinz June 18, 2012