borked

it's like barking but funnier so in the seed of your dog saying bark bark he says bork bork and the action that he did was he borked.

my dog totally borked at me today

by a fucking furry July 27, 2020

bork

bork, a word with endless meanings. it’s is used in place of another word...like bork or bork.

bork off john

by wotrudoingstepbro November 27, 2019

Bork

Showing up to a friend's house unexpectingly, unannounced or uninvited.

He isn't picking up his phone, I am only a few blocks away, so I am just going to bork him.

by David Ambient November 5, 2012

Bork

An insult used against short people/midgets

Do you see that bork over there?

by dqllo December 25, 2021

bork

Swedish for bark.

Börk. Bork.

by Rawr Youtube April 18, 2017

Bork Bork

A Police Dog in the performance of it's duties by biting a suspect.

The Police Bork Bork got his first Nom Nom.

by UnhappyBozo April 20, 2023

borked

When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.

Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.

Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!

by NEMouse July 13, 2024