boris bridge

The area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva.

Nigel like the feeling of the razor sharp cycle seat in his Boris Bridge as he rode over the cobbles

by Nigel Fuhrage January 19, 2018

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Go Boris

"Go Boris" is an expression similar in form to "Let's go Nandos" & "You going college?", popular with many teenagers and roadmen today. When you "Go Boris", you head to the toilet to void your bowels of greasy & malodorous sewage. See also "Free Tommy" for when you go for a very smelly dump that leaves the cubicle uninhabitable for a good half hour.

"Give me five minutes, mate: I've got to Go Boris first."
"I'm feeling well dodgy and there's a churning in my guts. I really need to Go Boris or I'll pebbledash my boxers."

by Rusty Chuffhunter November 15, 2019

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Doing a Boris

Keeping your head down on sick leave when there is a real shit storm at work.

Just when it’s hitting the fan Tom’s keeping away on a sickie, I recon he is doing a Boris.

by Euro Phil April 21, 2020

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Doing a Boris

Extreme level of criminal activity

They doing a Boris selling meth to school kids .

by Holmeless December 08, 2021

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Boris The Alien

Boris The Alien is a evolution of United kingdom's prime minister, Boris Johnson.
You can get him by either feeding his cheese and onion crisps, or mars bars.

Oh no, is that Boris The Alien coming to tackle us?

Yes, it is. RUN!!!

Boris The Alien is watching you.

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

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