boner

the feeling you get when you listen to deftones

person 1: i was listening to deftones just hoping i didn’t get a boner but i did!!

by deftones lover September 13, 2021

Boner

An erected penis, so large it will poke you in the eye, come back out and fly up your girlfriends arse.

Man, I've got such a boner, that XXX movie was fantastic

by VitaminX May 21, 2006

boner

1. an erection (the state of the penis sticking out and becoming hard). A boner can be caused by blood streaming in the penis.
2. a careless mistake

I was embarrassed when I had a boner during my interview,

by KyleTheChoux May 17, 2015

Boner

A term used to express when you are really excited about something or when something really great happens. Note: better if used by females.

Antonyms: (used for sucky situations) flacid, limp, chode

"We're going to Tampa for Spring Break."
"That's such a boner."

"Sushi for dinner?"
"I have a boner."

"Meet me on the quad it's so nice out."
"10,000 boners."

"Want to go to NY this weekend?"
"BONER!"

Can also be inferred by the statement, "I just popped one."
or spelled "BONAH"

by Loonifer Bunny October 20, 2009

boner

to get a big, hard dick

I got a boner when I kissed her

by I Am Osum July 17, 2015

boner

A DICK FULL OF EXCITE

Person 1: "There's going to be a surprise but I'm going to not tell you until it's too late!"
Person 2: "Dick."
Person 1: "A dick full of excitement!"

Person 2: "So you're a boner?"

OR

Person 1: "What's a boner?"
Person 2: "A dick full of excite."

by Alycia2000 November 3, 2016

Boner

The active participation of a sexual feeling

I have too boner.

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018