boned

1. In trouble
2. Out of luck
3. In a less-than-desirable sexual encounter or situation
4. Having a bull's horn halfway up inside your penetrated calf. And by calf, I mean not his baby, but what is between your foot and knee.

Why did they amputate my leg? Because I was boned. Yea, some bull pierced my leg with his horn. Turns out he had rubbed his horn all over a bunch of cow pies earlier that day. Gave me gangrene.

by Beto el guapo March 28, 2008

bones

a piano, keyboard or anything with keys used in a band

Harry on Trumpet, Felix on vocals, and Ollie on bones

by Large Pianist April 19, 2006

bones

Dollar bills. Dollar bills or dicks.

I suck bones for bones.

by Foxhole Atheist July 31, 2005

Bone

a Cigarette
(i hope yall knew that)

"smokin' bones in the staircase"
nas, illmatic

by YoungCali August 24, 2003

No-Bones

A game where somebody yells "NO BONES!" And as soon as they do, everyone who hears it must fall to the ground. The only way you can block it is by crossing your arms and yelling "BONES!".

Boy: "NO-BONES!"
Girl: *Falls to ground*
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Boy: "NO-BONES!"
Girl: *Crosses arma* "BONES!"
Boy: D*** it!

by Dramakingdc December 4, 2010

in bone

the literal translation of the Hebrew expression for "actually".

In bone, I don't think it's a good idea.

by phlegmat March 23, 2005

bones

created by roger upton in 1999 it is a congradulatory hand gesture of knocking knuckles with another person

guy 1:dude i just aced my exam
guy 2:sweeeet bones

by durable January 30, 2009