Munier Blow Job

The act of one farting into another person's nostrils such that the rush of gas creates the hollow sound akin to that of blowing air upwards into one's own nostrils.

Person 1: If you don't stop annoying me, I'll give you a Munier blow job!
Person 2: NO! If you do, I'll clog your terlet.. again.

by bOp!-O-Lish April 29, 2009

Blow Job Troll

They can come in many different forms, but ultimately they are a female of dubious repute, particularly of the unsexed variety, who enjoy nothing more than giving awkward, teethy, uncummable blow jobs.

Bernardo: I told you not to have sex with the blow job troll
Jason: I know, I should've listened to you, now I have these nasty teeth marks on my dick, and its inflamed.

by Tambor58 February 26, 2010

half blow job

when someone gives you a blow job but instead of the entire penis going into thier partners mouth its done from the side...sort of like licking an envelope.

The only thing Mike can get is a half blow job becuase hes girlfriend doesnt like the entire thing in her mouth.

by emachine123456 November 19, 2007

Beefy Blow job

when anal to a woman, the girl lets one rip, thus giving you a blow job from the rear, aka a beefy blow job

Timmy:ima stick this so far up your rear

creature: i dont know if thats a good idea, that chinese food didnt agree with me

Timmy:too bad

creature: *lets one go*

Timmy:YES!! a beefy blow job!

by ginganuts January 30, 2009

Lazy Blow Job

Giving a classy blow job in a public toilet such as a Porta-Potty or other public restrooms. Getting a blow job in a Porta-Potty gets the job done.

My girlfriend gave me a lazy blow job in a Porta-Potty at a concert.

by Getting the Job Done May 20, 2010

rhino blow job

A blow job with smooth side to side movement.

Mat gave a good Rhino blow job last night.

by Slidyslder February 11, 2014

Blow job angle

When a guy takes a selfie down low at the level a head would be for a blow job. Commonly used on hook-up and dating sites.

Jeremy, hold the camera up high for a good picture without double chin, not at blow job angle!

by Feetsoup October 24, 2018