blow job mobile

When you stick your dick into a muffler of a car and have your friend start the car and press the gas and brake.

Dude, im not using the blow job mobile anymore because i got an infection last time.

by Mike E. April 23, 2004

blow job grenade

where everyone in the room starts sucking everyone's else s dick

"woah chief don't throw that dick out, oh watch out he just threw a blow job grenade."

"That bitch just threw me a Blow job grenade"

by jake thurrett January 11, 2009

blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.

Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.

by bixbyhotpocket April 5, 2017

blow job babies

when a gurl gives head and gets pregnate

mama joanna said i was i was one out of nine blow job babies

by junior=] February 21, 2009

blow job jipped

when a female gives a male oral sex expecting at a minimum the same in return and is instead disappointed by getting nothing.

"I think I just got blow job jipped WTF?!

" Why?"

"I gave him head and when he finished he passed out instead of returning the favor."

by coconutcanoe May 14, 2014

Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.

Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.

by Salsa GI May 7, 2003

Blow job rooster

A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.

Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.

by NMLobokid September 24, 2016