blind shit

When you go to the bathroom without checking if there is any toilet paper

John went to the bathroom at night, sat down to do his thing and realised, there is no toilet paper, John has taken a blind shit.

by Jarvisen January 15, 2016

Blind Elephant

When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

The blind Elephant is when
When your t-bagging a girl and you flip around and your nuts cover her eyes and your dick hangs over her nose like an elephant truck, shes a blind elephant!!!

by devilma June 29, 2009

nostalgia blindness

A condition in which fond memories of something cause a failure to perceive it objectively at a later time.

Thanks to my nostalgia blindness, I feel that movie I saw when I was six years old is still great, even though it doesn't hold up anymore.

by Razum Tazum August 20, 2020

Tilting the blinds

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.

On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.

by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010

Blind Jawbreaker

A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.

Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.

by MFinShorty February 26, 2005

book blind

When someone jizzes in your eyes then you try to read a book.

My boyfriend and me tried book blind last night it was hard

by Taz_Devion August 24, 2017

blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.

I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!

by <rant> October 3, 2010