A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.
Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
To insert a finger with crushed up crystal meth on it into an anus to produce a speed like affect on a victem.
by Tina Tongetwat May 18, 2007
by stackattack January 02, 2011
The midget controlled behemoth from Beyond Thunderdome. He's pretty ripped but pretty stupid=can really fuck some shit up.
Old Master Blaster is at it again with the chainsaw and all. Just a cuttin and a punchin and all he's got is that crazy blacksmith aussie midget to love em...well plus me of course.
by Sky Puncher August 18, 2006
buy a 2 liter of sprite, twist up, or 7 up.
empty half of it, refill with whisky.
drink out of the 2 liter bottle.
thats a Ghetto Blaster
empty half of it, refill with whisky.
drink out of the 2 liter bottle.
thats a Ghetto Blaster
by Deuce Machine July 12, 2009
Basically meaning a penis. (i.e. since a woman losing her virginity was to have said to have had her "cherry popped".)
Guy 1: So, how were things with Janet last night?
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.
Guy 2: Awesome! I got that cherry good with my cherry blaster.
by The Scientist September 03, 2006
to perform this little gem you will need a latex glove, some lube and a willing participant as depraved as yourself. lube up the gloved hand and ease it into your partners anus. when you are wrist deep, take your free hand and punch her/him in the stomach while at the same time tearing the ass hand out. this will result in a shit spray like a garden hose.
i gave your mama such a master blaster last night i had to mop my wall twice and it still smells a little poopy.
by smacky October 03, 2004