Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month

My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket

by Boner guy March 22, 2019

Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.

Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!

by ZStambs21 March 10, 2017

Bean Blanket

Easier to say instead of tortilla, but for only holding beans. Beat when warm.

Man, burritos are only good if you bean blanket is warm.

by ThesePancakesAreTiny April 26, 2011

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff January 18, 2018

blanket fucking

Blanket fucking is were you find a hole in your blanket and stick your dick on it

Adam watched his friend blanket fucking for 2 hours.

by Micnuggets November 28, 2015

Booze blanket

When you don't need a jacket because you're drunk.

I'm so drunk I don't need your stupid jacket. I'm wearing my booze blanket.

by Foss the boss April 06, 2014

thermal blankets

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.

bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.

by thermal slayer March 18, 2011