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Band Crack

Band crack is an exclusive drug for marching band members only. It is invisible and very addicting. Generally packed into water bottles, the air of the band room, on the band bus, and in instrument cases. Without Band Crack, the students in marching band would just be normal students.

The crazier, more perverted, or more disorganized the band member, the more they've been dipping into the band more often. It is also the cause of any withdraw symptoms that may be felt when away from band.

Freshmen do not get their full supply of band crack until well into the football season.
Band Member 1: This one time at band camp....
Band Member 2: *in fits of giggles*
Non-band member: What's wrong with her?
Band Member 1: She's been into the band crack again.
by DreamersAngel September 3, 2009
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band room

1. My second home.
2. Where you have band practice.
3. The part of school that doesn't seem like school.
4. The place where all the band dorks eat lunch(we do not practice the whole time!)
5.Where I've been at 6:30am and at 3am.
6. The only place you like to be during school. And, well, after school and before school too.
The place where I just was an hour ago.
by colorguardgirl3 January 5, 2005
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Gateway Band

Your gateway band is the band you first listened to which completely opened up your world of music.

The band which was the beginning of you developing a decent taste in music.

Indie kids often use it to describe the first indie band they got into. But this term can apply to particular genre of music.
Guy-who-only-listens-to-commercial-rock: *listening to Nickelback*
Me: *hands him a bright eyes cd* Put down that rubbish, listen to this, and enjoy.
Guy-who-only-listens-to-commercial-rock: *listens to Bright Eyes* OMG, this is amazing! *stomps on Nickelback*

He then turns into either a pretentious indie kid, or just develops a decent taste in music. Yay

Bright Eyes was his gateway band.
by Jessica Lest August 14, 2008
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band-aid

someone who goes to rock concerts because of the music, because she inspires the musicians and believes the band to be very talented. not to be confused with a "groupie," who sleeps with rock stars because she wants to be near someone famous
penny lane is a bandaid who follows the tours of bands such as stillwater to inspire them and make their music even greater than it already is
by Band-aid Penny Lane September 20, 2005
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Naked brothers band

A show about a bunch of faggy elementary school kids whos testicles haven"t dropped yet. The 8 yr old kids goes after an unfortunate 15 year old girl in the band and somehow gets her while the 10 year old goes after 17-18 year olds and can't figure out why he can"t get them. When an idiot parent lets there kid watch a show called NAKED BROTHERS band and they wonder why there kids grow up to be a homo. All i have to say to them is you morons its your own fault for letting your kids watch a show called the NAKED BROTHERS band!!
boy: Can i read this (holds up playboy magazine)
Parents: NO go watch TV the naked brothers band is on
boy: oh Boy!

*10 years later*

boy: Mom i'd like you to meet my boyfriend
mom:WTF
by XXXhatemylifeXXX August 29, 2010
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band geek

One who spends all there time in the band room, and calls it there home away from home.
I am a total band geek because I love band!
by a band geek August 22, 2003
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Broken Arrow Band

An enormous amalgamation of raptor-tastic talent that quite possibly consists of robots, not humans. Broken Arrow Band guard girls tend to melt when you douse them with water. Broken Arrow Bands are not known for a short or hot temper, but let it be known that if you do anything to piss them off, they have the numbers to do anything they want to you.
"I stole a plume from a Broken Arrow Band!"

"Great job. They tipped our buses over, dumbass."

"Well, a Broken Arrow Band has the numbers to do that, you know."
by Loljkcocaine September 21, 2011
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