BERNARD

Bernard is 'n poes
by Kontkak November 26, 2021
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A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.
Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about
by MFG.24 June 6, 2025
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Bernard

Man with a massive cock and pulls uncountable amount of women and fucks them dry everyone knows it
Fuck sake bernard fucked my woman again
by Tommyquinn295 June 29, 2022
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pody bernard

pody Bernard is grandma Latisha dog who been stuffed for eat years dead for seven you have to say pody Bernard when u meet him.
say hi pody Bernard say hi to my dog .
by Niggahump April 22, 2017
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Bernard

Wanna go out for a bernard bruv
by Lucamend97 February 12, 2020
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Shave Her Saint Bernard

An extremely hairy vagina area that needs to be tamed.
Kim had to shave her saint bernard before putting on her bikini bottoms for the beach later today.
by JohnTesimo April 27, 2016
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