Benedict Cucumbercabbagepatch

Benedict Cumberbatch but better

Benedict Cucumbercabbagepatch can't say the word penguin

by anonymous December 16, 2023

Benedict arnold

Someone who betrays everything they stand for seemingly out of the blue. Generally used in a political context.

Originated from the real Benedict Arnold, an American general in the Revolutionary War who famously betrayed America.

Dude 1: did you hear about biden changing his opinion about gay marriage
Dude 2: that was decades ago faggot
Dude 1: He's still a dirty benedict arnold.

by Officer Nigger Hater. September 8, 2023

St Benedict’s

A school where half of the students are clinically retarded and are not even funny

The school is overly expensive (I’m talking 18 bags a year) just for the teachers who are also retarded ( there are some exceptions tho) to show up 10 minutes late because “tHeIr OfFiCe WaS aLl ThE wAy AcRoSs ThE sChOol” then for the dyslexic kids to waste half the lesson making some tame sound effects to get a reaction.
And the amount of love stories is revolting. Year 7s( fucking 11-12 year olds) are making out and having relationships.

Apparently they accept all races but it takes 1 look at the about 6 Muslims and 15 black peoples to find out that that’s not true.

A good thing is the rugby. The only reason i started and am where I am today is because of rugby at bennies.

Hall of shame for teachers (names blocked kind of)

Mr W**** (English)

Ms **s**o* (English)

Ms S* *al** **i** (RE/RS)
And more

Hall of fame (using descriptions)

Mr religious but fun

Dr Italian and charming

Mr French rugby coach who’s name some people say wrong

St Benedict’s is not really worth it

by Jared the wanking pelican September 24, 2023

Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity

Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

Benedict

Benedict is the most special person you can meet. He is the wish i made when i saw my first shooting star. There is no one sweeter and cary than him. He and his heart are the most beautiful, precious and pure in the abole world. He can makes you feel like you are in a magic world. With him everything is colorful and brigther. He's like a little four-leaf clover.

Your Angel,

I love you my sweet soulmate.

“How is Benedict?”

“He is the boy who wears shorts with 0 degrees “

by yourangelll November 22, 2021

Benedict

Benedict is the best kind of boy you could ever meet. He is kind, caring, respectful, charming, but can also be quite selfish and stubborn at times. But this is all okay, because all Benedicts are amazing. He's the type of guy to make your day better or understand you at times where you don't even understand yourself. He is the best person. He is pretty secretive and quiet; you will have to get to really know him for him to come out of his shell completely. He also probably likes cute animals. He has the best taste in music possible, literally nobody can beat him in his music taste. You will be mindblown by how good his music taste is. He is also good at every videogame on earth, name anything and he is already in championships for it. He is well educated in school and does pretty okay for himself in social life. He doesn't have too many friends but the friends he has are real ones that will stick by his side. Benedict would also have good fashion taste, an expert even. Overall, this guy is a keeper as a friend or as a partner and an amazing person.

Dude 1: Bro let's go skating at the park

Dude 2: Wait, let me invite Benedict

Dude 1: Good idea

by kn0wledgeable f3ll0w November 21, 2021

Benedict

Meaning one's will to do an action.

MAGEN: I feel like having a bowl of oatmeal right now, but it's 1 am.
MOLLY: I trust your benedict.

by mkayecool March 9, 2021