by @Fleesidepete IG November 22, 2022
(noun) Senior Grass is a random patch of grass located in the middle of school courtyards that only Seniors and Teachers can walk on. It is often only in private of magnet schools such as Davidson Fine Arts, in which Seniors aren't allowed to do Senior-y things like leave school an hour early, and therefore require some compensation.
Senior Grass often brings out bad cases of Senioritis, which can cause but is no limited to: Seniors skipping class and sitting on the grass, Seniors playing Ultimate Frisbee, and Seniors starting random games in which Juniors, Underclassmen, and Middle Schoolers are not allowed to participate in.
Senior Grass also causes Seniors to be come violently possessive. They often times yell, scream, and wave their arms/shake fists at Juniors and Underclassmen (i.e. 10th, 9th, 8th, 7th, or 6th graders) who step onto their grass. They can become but rarely are violent enough to tackle an Underclassmen or Junior, but rarely are said children injured enough to go to the hospital.
Note: Senior grass may belongto 8th graders under the rare chance that all highschoolers are missing.
Senior Grass often brings out bad cases of Senioritis, which can cause but is no limited to: Seniors skipping class and sitting on the grass, Seniors playing Ultimate Frisbee, and Seniors starting random games in which Juniors, Underclassmen, and Middle Schoolers are not allowed to participate in.
Senior Grass also causes Seniors to be come violently possessive. They often times yell, scream, and wave their arms/shake fists at Juniors and Underclassmen (i.e. 10th, 9th, 8th, 7th, or 6th graders) who step onto their grass. They can become but rarely are violent enough to tackle an Underclassmen or Junior, but rarely are said children injured enough to go to the hospital.
Note: Senior grass may belongto 8th graders under the rare chance that all highschoolers are missing.
Lilly: Man those Senior's have Senioritis bad!
Marianna: yeah, they got so possessive of that Senior Grass that they even tried to punch that kid!
Emma: Stay of the Senior Grass!
Lilly: You aren't a Senior.
Emma: Yeah, but there aren't any Highschoolers, so I'm a Senior today!
Marianna: yeah, they got so possessive of that Senior Grass that they even tried to punch that kid!
Emma: Stay of the Senior Grass!
Lilly: You aren't a Senior.
Emma: Yeah, but there aren't any Highschoolers, so I'm a Senior today!
by AlyssGrey May 21, 2010
During you Senior year, the feeling that graduation is actually getting farther away rather than closer.
Student 1: Dude, graduation is still like four months away! It doesn't feel like it's getting any closer!
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
Student 2: Yeah man, It's that senior paradox...
by Knight73 March 15, 2010
i'm a senior citizen i can't drive for my life. oh wait there's somebody behind me why don't i just cut them off cause i earned my drivers license all of 6 million years ago and i can barely see over the dash board.
get out of my way you gosh darn hoodlums. ups there's nobody behind behind me or at least i can't see tem cause i'm blind. here i go!!!!!
by dubya January 22, 2004
A class of people who hold the wisdom of the world. They are often seen giving advice to idiot kids who always refuse to follow it and then end up falling on their faces before the figure out that with age comes a bit of wisdom.
The senior citizen told the teen to pull up his belt and stop showing your nasty booty, or you'll never get a job.
by Rhumba Girl September 13, 2010
Why is he still here? Didn't he graduate last year?
Yes, he is a super senior. He gets to do it all over again
Yes, he is a super senior. He gets to do it all over again
by insanepolarbear December 09, 2009
1. When freshmen became obsessed with senior boys and can't seem to cure their obsession with them.
2. When underclassmen look up to seniors...alot.
2. When underclassmen look up to seniors...alot.
1. *sighs and stares at senior boy*
"Meghan, we need to cure you of your senioritis."
2. "There's Missy talking to her seniors again."
"Dude, she's got major senioritis."
"Meghan, we need to cure you of your senioritis."
2. "There's Missy talking to her seniors again."
"Dude, she's got major senioritis."
by Pelican June 08, 2005