"I don't need yhou baisch, because now baisch I'm awn the Rhubik's Cube Theam!"
"You eat turkey breast and turkey leg. Baisch, you should enrholl in Julie Craig!"
"You eat turkey breast and turkey leg. Baisch, you should enrholl in Julie Craig!"
by Snoop Dogg March 26, 2003
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Get the Baishun mug.an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days. Those that drive ridiculous distances to attend these as possible are considered to be 'jam whores'
"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."
by squidgeroo March 27, 2009
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1. see: goddess
2. see: Boo
3. A Barisa (pronounced 'Ba-ris-sa', meaning 'Bottom Bitch' in Latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. The species Barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of titties. Relative to the beautiful titties, the Barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. Experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. The courtship debate between the titties and booty is among the longest running debates in Barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. It is believed that the Barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. It is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.
1. see: goddess
2. see: Boo
3. A Barisa (pronounced 'Ba-ris-sa', meaning 'Bottom Bitch' in Latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. The species Barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of titties. Relative to the beautiful titties, the Barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. Experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. The courtship debate between the titties and booty is among the longest running debates in Barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. It is believed that the Barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. It is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.
Person #1: Yo G, let's bounce on over to Hooters after work. Afterwards we can hit up some hookers.
Person #2: Nah man. I'm cool. I got a Barisa at home.
Person #1: Aw shit. I'm so fucking jealous. It's like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some shit like that.
Person #2: I know.
Person #2: Nah man. I'm cool. I got a Barisa at home.
Person #1: Aw shit. I'm so fucking jealous. It's like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some shit like that.
Person #2: I know.
by Tripple Nipple March 3, 2010
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Peter : ouais, mais toi, t'es mal baisée avec une sale gueule comme ça!
Peter : ouais, mais toi, t'es mal baisée avec une sale gueule comme ça!
by Ghiii April 23, 2005
Get the mal baisée mug.A poorly paid individual who politely endures the torture of rude posh customers every day they are at work. They are usually extremely interesting and intelligent people, yet are submitted to constant patronisation and unnecessary abuse by the individuals they serve.
Identifying a Barista:
They often show fabulous abilities in memory...
Customer: "can I have a large extra hot soya 2 shot latte, 3 small cappuccinos, a medium wet chai latte, and a tea with 2 tea bags...to take away?"
Barista: "No problem"
They are identifiable by their muscular arms built by carrying enormous trays of dishes and coffee beans across their store...
"Look at those arms on her!"
"Yeah, definitely a Barista"
When a Barista approaches, you will smell them before you see them, and can hence never be tired in their presence..
"Do you mind going on the sofa tonight? You smell of coffee so much that I can't sleep!"
They are faster than ninjas with their hands on that coffee machine...
Barista: "Your coffee is ready madam"
Customer: "Woah already? I hadn't even reached for my purse yet!"
They are polite, despite being continually tested by rude people...
Silly individual: "I want a filter coffee with no milk please"
Barista: "Sure, here you go - enjoy!"
Silly individual: "I WANTED MILK WITH IT, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?"
Barista: "Oh, I'm so sorry sir, here's your milk"
A Barista is always hard working, yet underestimated and under appreciated by many.
Identifying a Barista:
They often show fabulous abilities in memory...
Customer: "can I have a large extra hot soya 2 shot latte, 3 small cappuccinos, a medium wet chai latte, and a tea with 2 tea bags...to take away?"
Barista: "No problem"
They are identifiable by their muscular arms built by carrying enormous trays of dishes and coffee beans across their store...
"Look at those arms on her!"
"Yeah, definitely a Barista"
When a Barista approaches, you will smell them before you see them, and can hence never be tired in their presence..
"Do you mind going on the sofa tonight? You smell of coffee so much that I can't sleep!"
They are faster than ninjas with their hands on that coffee machine...
Barista: "Your coffee is ready madam"
Customer: "Woah already? I hadn't even reached for my purse yet!"
They are polite, despite being continually tested by rude people...
Silly individual: "I want a filter coffee with no milk please"
Barista: "Sure, here you go - enjoy!"
Silly individual: "I WANTED MILK WITH IT, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?"
Barista: "Oh, I'm so sorry sir, here's your milk"
A Barista is always hard working, yet underestimated and under appreciated by many.
by Truthfulgirl July 8, 2014
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