Barfook

To make yourself throw up with a fork.
Barfooked Barfooking Barfooks

My friends told me that i was obese, so I Barfooked myself.

by Spiclette November 21, 2004

Bardoodle

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.

"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."

by BloccHead June 21, 2009

Batoogn

Pronounced (Ba-tune) Used to describe any extreme emotion.

My internet doesn't work! This is so batoogn!

Congrats on getting married! That's so batoogn!

by zer0_barrier October 20, 2009

barroom genius

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.

John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.

by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010

BARTOWED

Being cut off at a Bar when your Sober

That Asian Bartender Bartowed Jordan and Clay last night. It was bullshit they were the soberest people there.

by Huskey Ninja August 30, 2010

Barton Triathlon

A Triathlon consisting of a 1.5 mile run on a treadmill, 5 miles on a stationary bike and then a shower.

The fatty started his training routine with a Barton Triathlon.

by nakedchoker May 12, 2011

Barboot

Fast action Greek origin dice game, wildly popular in Southern-European and Middle Eastern urban sub-cultures in the 1970s/1980s.

I am going to skip the Friday night poker game with the Chaldeans to go play Barboot downtown at Pistol Pete's Blind Pig.

by catmancool October 14, 2016