by The Catholic May 9, 2018
Get the Barnacle nibblermug. When you’re intensely high on weed and you are searching for the grubbiest junk food out of boredom. The food is usually dry or crunchy but is the last resort to satisfy your poor broke bitch ass. End result is usually magically satisfying in return, because of the perpetual munchies
by Jet9926oooo July 22, 2024
Get the Quest for Barnaclesmug. by Barnacle boy February 2, 2019
Get the Barnaclesmug. An unrelenting morsel of fecal matter that refuses to loosen it's death grip on the toilet bowl's porcelain surface. It laughs in the face of repetitive flushing. Attempts to cleanse it via targeted urination are futile at best. It is a testament to the resilience of a well-formed stool. It is a beacon of undigested hope in an otherwise dark cave of despair. It is clingy, yet capable. It is...the bowl barnacle.
Just when she thought that she had readied their lavish Milwaukee loft for company, she discovered that her husband, after eating a bag of cheese curds, had left a large bowl barnacle in the guest bathroom toilet.
by Kjizzy February 24, 2018
Get the Bowl barnaclemug. After anal sex the woman gives the man oral directly afterwards with no washing or wiping of the male organ before oral
by Ghost Fish May 31, 2016
Get the barnacle scrapemug. by TripleDickleBeau August 4, 2025
Get the Dirty Choate Barnacle Boymug. Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards
by MoistMustard November 23, 2024
Get the Barnacle Fartmug.