Banter Off

To insult someone by means of banter.

"I thought you was gonna banter me off there."

banter off

by ricof May 26, 2015

banter and beer

The saying when you and the lads are having a quiet bevy and laughing at random shit cause it's fun.

Vin: Fancy a chippy tea?
Ash: na, meeting the lads for a banter and beer

by Mr Mystery Man May 27, 2016

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

Baider

Baider (noun) ; 'Bay-da' derived from the jamaican patois accent of 'bathe' meaning "bathing in money". This term is usually used in urban London slang as a result of the large Jamaican community. The term is also used more commonly as 'baiders'.

eg.
Person 1 - "That new porche you got is nang fam."
Person 2 - "I'm a fucking Baiders"

by Gentow May 26, 2016

Weak Banter

Noun*

1. When a person joins a conversaation and completely ruins it by killing the mood.

2. Glenn Mclaird.

Alex: "your mums has a well nice house"

Glenn: "Your mums a cunt."

Alex: "That is weak banter"

by easinghell April 7, 2009

anti-banter

1. Unlovely language spoken to communicate boring practical information or other mundane ideas. Talk of insurance policies, long distance calling plans, or investment banking invariably produces anti-banter.

2. The opposite of banter. It is hypothesized that when banter and antibanter meet, they annihilate one another.

As my boss launched into a painfully detailed lecture on the new filing system, I felt myself sinking into the black hole of his anti-banter.

Miri is Sarah’s other half, the banter to her anti-banter.

by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008