Bagpipe

The sexual act of having intercourse with a loved one's armpit, whilst manipulating their anus simultaneously with one's fingers. Requires maximum coordination and dexterity.

"Dude, I totally gave this homeless chick a bagpipe last night after finding her under a bridge."

by bagpiper207 May 16, 2018

Rusty Bagpipes

The act of inflating a pink sock with your mouth while jacking them off like the Rusty Trombone.

Kevin plays one mean rusty bagpipes

by Sandy Hooks June 16, 2018

The angry Snoring bagpipe

Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.

... your the angry snoring bagpipe

by Gatchabitch March 9, 2021

Bearded Bagpipe

The act of performing oral sex on a shemale while fondling their breasts.

Accidentally went home with a shemale the other night. She whipped out a pecker, so I gave her the ol bearded bagpipe and we had a great time.

by Spare-parts April 30, 2019