4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck
Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!
by anonymous April 17, 2023
Get the Backyard Abortionmug. When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.
The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.
If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.
If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."
"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
Get the Backyard Quesomug. by Mr.mister November 6, 2012
Get the backyardedmug. by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021
Get the memes at your backyardmug. "That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022
Get the backyardermug. by milky slut June 14, 2022
Get the backyard whoremug. Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street
by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018
Get the backyard bastardmug.