The name of a Person who loves to be present at every single party. Axel can typically be found at your local after hours spot drinking light beer out of a solo cup that he acquired from someone else . This individual has clearly never had a job in sales which is evident by his inability to close with the opposite sex. He is swiftly friendzoned by 99% of women he meets but allegedly kissed a girl in 7th grade. Despite his greatest endeavors to engage with women, he simply cannot manage to come into contact with the female genitalia. This guy has struck out more times at the bar than Jose Conseco. In Layman terms, you have a better chance of getting laid with Bill Cosby as your wingman. Unfortunately, The female reproductive system simply eludes him. A mediocre DJ at best, he can be seen spinning at every party past 4 am although he has never had a gig at a legitimate venue in his career. No one knows where he actually lives but he is notorious for passing out at your place in the middle of the party with the nearest couch being his personal sleeping preference. He has been labeled as a serial couch surfer after several repeat offenses. On the contrary, Axel is widely considered a good guy by most and can get you into any club for free but has never actually been seen buying a drink inside. This character goes out and parties every single night but ironically still somehow manages to leave empty handed. Axel simply gets NO BUNS.
Adam: Bro , who is that dude that just got curves by those girls at the bar”?
Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns
Mike: Oh don’t worry about him that’s just Axel. Axel gets no buns
by NotoriouSief March 18, 2022
Get the Axelmug. by Papa don’t like April 10, 2020
Get the Axelmug. Axel is my boyfriend from Denmark, I love him so much.
and everything y'all talk is right about "Axel" meaning.
God i love him so much and im so proud with him.
yours, Gracela . A.
and everything y'all talk is right about "Axel" meaning.
God i love him so much and im so proud with him.
yours, Gracela . A.
by arabellaanata November 23, 2021
Get the Axelmug. An Axel is a person who is extremely good looking and typically above, if not already, 6' 5''. Axel's usually have deeper voices than the rest and brown hair that just flows in the wind. An Axel is very stylish, but they are also a very kind hearted person and typically cares what most people think of them. They like to be seen but are also quite until you get to know them then they are very talkative and funny. An Axel typically will make corny jokes that always get a good reaction. They can seem mean or unhappy on the surface but once you get to know Axel they are the best person in the world.
by Cramps101 August 18, 2022
Get the Axelmug. by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021
Get the Axelmug. an s tier parasocial twitch viewer who syncs up his eu sleep schedule with female na streamers in order to follow them around religiously in hopes to become their boyfriend
by balboachaldoa January 24, 2025
Get the axelmug. An Axel is someone who is always by your side, no matter what you go through.
They’re the goofiest, most playful kind of people to be around, so you can always expect a good time when youre with an Axel.
Along with the silliness, they have a charming personality and killer looks, but a hard time realizing that.
If you ever have an Axel in your life, treat them well. They deserve it.
They’re the goofiest, most playful kind of people to be around, so you can always expect a good time when youre with an Axel.
Along with the silliness, they have a charming personality and killer looks, but a hard time realizing that.
If you ever have an Axel in your life, treat them well. They deserve it.
by Camarooni016 November 20, 2023
Get the Axelmug.