Asim

A Special kind of Nalla 🐍(Nag) found in India. It has it’s own army called #Nalla Fandom and also called tiktok ki betiya. who are also of the same the kind.
The Quality of Nalla is irritating and looking like nag.

Asim don't even know how to talk to other.

by Tiktok ki beti May 29, 2020

Asymptomatic COVID

Carrying infection (the COVID virus) without symptoms of illness.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are asymptomatic COVID carrier.

ME: Whaat, bruh? Naw, I feel good! I ain’t infected! What am I infected with?
DOCTOR: COVID, the test was for COVID. You are infected. With the COVID virus.

ME: That’s some bullshit! That ain’t me! I’m good, baby! 100% Beastmode!!
DOCTOR: Sorry sir, but the tests are accurate. You are an asymptomatic COVID carrier and you are at risk of infecting others.

ME: you ain't hearing me? Beast-fuckin’-Mode!

DOCTOR: You’ll need to quarantine yourself and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the spread of COVID.
ME: Quara-what? Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! You want me to die? Thought you was a doctor?!
DOCTOR: MmmKay. Sir. If I may...?

1) stop being a little bitch.

2) think about others you might infect.

3) wear your fucking mask, you bitchass fucktard.

4) Where my copay at, son???

ME: It’s just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati)…fucking masks…
DOCTOR: Oh, and the mask covers you mouth AND YOUR NOSE. Because the COVID virus is up in your nose. So cover your fucking nose, Captain Beastmode. Stethoscope droppppp!!

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

Asim Riaz

Asim Riaz is an well known Indian actor. He is good looking , handsome , charming . He was featured in the well known Indian show , Bigg Boss. For every BB viewers he was the real winner of that show which actually won by Bhalu . Every girl has a dream to meet him or have a boyfriend like Asim

Hey girl what kind of boy do u want in your life

She : I just want Asim Riaz

by Bhalu the khairati winner September 20, 2020

asim riaz

Asim riaz is an well known Indian actor. He is good looking , handsome , charming . He was featured in the well known Indian show , Bigg Boss. For every BB viewers he was the real winner of that show which actually won by Bhalu . Every girl has a dream to meet him or have a boyfriend like Asim

Hey girl what kind of boy do u want in your life

I just want asim riaz

by Bhalu the khairati winner September 20, 2020

a simp for john d

the guy everyone simps over, even your boyfriend

Chris: WOW I have a girlfriend but I'm a simp for John D

by paroledefinito November 28, 2020

Asymptoting

The art of hitting an almost empty dab cart and mentally willing it to never reach a level of zero, no matter how empty it looks.

“Yo dude can I rip ur cart?” It’s almost empty but you can try asymptoting it.

by therealtarzan January 10, 2021

AsiManshi

AsiManshi is a combination of 2 individuals - a guy who is a brand and has huge humongous global popularity, and a girl who is a fame-digger, attention-seeker and her existence without him is zero.

The guy loves rapping and is a huge fan of 2pac, and will be collaborating with Bohemia and DJ Snake very soon.

The girl is a regional Punjabi model who features in low-budget b-grade music videos in her state and has also taken to singing to revive her career.

If anyone says 'boy loves girl, but girl loves herself', you can say 'be like AsiManshi'

by androidgen February 2, 2021