Twelve Step group based out of D-Town Texas thats primary purpose is to help true gangster ass thugs stop their true gangster ass thug ways.
THE TWELVE STEPS OF
GANGSTERS ANONYMOUS(G.A.)
1. I admitted that I am powerless over being a G, that the bitch called life has become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe or am willing to belive that a Gangster greater than myself could restore me to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our soldier rags over to the care of The Almighty Gangster (A.G) as we understood Him.
4. Fearlessly peeped our own game.
5. Admitted to The A.G, to ourselves, and to another homie the exact nature of how we earned our stripes.
6. Were One-Hunnit percent ready to have The A.G wash away our sins.
7. Humbly asked that Nigga to remove our weakness.
8. Made a list of all fuck boys we had came up on, and became willing to make amends to some of them fools.
9. Made direct amends to such bustas whenever we felt like it, especially when to do so would injure them or innocent bystandards.
10. Continued to peep our own game and when we were wrong denied it till the end.
11. Sought through rap and BET to improve our conscious contact with The A.G as we understood Him, freestyling only on His beats for the power to run the game.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of this code, we tried to carry the message to brothas (and sistas), and practice these principals in all our dealings
THE TWELVE STEPS OF
GANGSTERS ANONYMOUS(G.A.)
1. I admitted that I am powerless over being a G, that the bitch called life has become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe or am willing to belive that a Gangster greater than myself could restore me to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our soldier rags over to the care of The Almighty Gangster (A.G) as we understood Him.
4. Fearlessly peeped our own game.
5. Admitted to The A.G, to ourselves, and to another homie the exact nature of how we earned our stripes.
6. Were One-Hunnit percent ready to have The A.G wash away our sins.
7. Humbly asked that Nigga to remove our weakness.
8. Made a list of all fuck boys we had came up on, and became willing to make amends to some of them fools.
9. Made direct amends to such bustas whenever we felt like it, especially when to do so would injure them or innocent bystandards.
10. Continued to peep our own game and when we were wrong denied it till the end.
11. Sought through rap and BET to improve our conscious contact with The A.G as we understood Him, freestyling only on His beats for the power to run the game.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of this code, we tried to carry the message to brothas (and sistas), and practice these principals in all our dealings
I have to go to my Gangsters Anonymous Meeting at 3:30am.
Thats one Cold Piece of Work who started Gangsters Anonymous, cold like the Artic Ocean
Thats one Cold Piece of Work who started Gangsters Anonymous, cold like the Artic Ocean
by Gangster Anonymous July 30, 2014
Similar to the "upper decker" But instead of pooping in the top part of the toilet you poop in a play-doh shape maker so when the victim squeezes it to make a star, crescent moon, etc., poop comes out in place of play-doh.
by xanafeyed1 December 16, 2011
Anonymous Ignorance... Hiding behind the computer screen, the anonymous comment poster spreads false and ignorant ideas.
by SJE25 August 05, 2012
A post where the writer is unknown. Started on facebook by MIC DROP (DJ, Radio, TV, Internet personality) as a way people could say things or ask questions without there identity being known. People comment and give advice, opinions, and etc.
***ANONYMOUS POST*** My boyfriend wants to have anal sex. Ive dont really like anal but I dont want him cheating on me. what should I do?
by MIC DROP December 19, 2012
A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.
Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.
by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014
"Yes, I belong to Alcoholics Anonymous. No one at the bar I frequent knows who anyone else is." We don't talk while we drink, and therefore remain anonymous.
by Curious George 2 March 05, 2011
A self-help group constructed to emotionally support those who were once vegan. Many health professionals believe that veganism is a true mental disorder, however, the symptoms can be controlled and mitigated through acute care and group support. It's like AA, but for veganism. This group is mostly composed of hipsters, however, depending on your community, you're likely to see a diverse cultural turnout.
After seven years of abusive behavior, the judge sentenced him to attend Vegan Anonymous meetings for six months at his local church.
by Recovering_Vegan February 01, 2017