boat anchor

1. Any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. A small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.

2. In ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.

1. That stereo is a total boat anchor!

2. I went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970's.

by Artation January 4, 2009

WET ANCHOR

A wanker,one who does things for show or acts publicy offensive. A nuisance.

"look at that wet anchor with the pimped up corolla."

by tastefullysmutty February 24, 2009

Dirty Anchor

when you put your dick in a girls ass and hang out. Similar to soaking or floating. In the end you always have to scrub the barnacles off your cock.

Man last night i dropped the dirty anchor then proceeded to watch 6 episodes of operation repo. Man did i have to scrub the barnacles hard after that dock session.

by jokename April 23, 2009

gunt pizza with anchovies

A variant of gunt pizza used to describe the fish-like smell of menstruation

Your mom's genital area is so disgusting it's pretty much gunt pizza with anchovies

by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007

throw out the anchor

When one places their foot firmly on the floor to stop the room from spinning while laying on their back and drunk.

After a long night of drinking, Jimmy knew to throw out the anchor when he realized that he was feeling sick.

by harvharv December 20, 2008

Anchor Essay

An essay that is worth a good percentage of your grade in 2 or more classes. An Anchor Essay usually combines aspects of those classes, and is graded by the teachers of those classes.

Also known as "Sunshine Essays"

When the History teacher set the due date for the Anchor Essay, the class groaned.

by Grr December 4, 2003

Anecdeets

An anecdotal story told with incredible (and usually unnecessary) detail.

Bryan: So then these two hotties started making out, and remember how one was wearing that top that let her bra show? Well I had been pounding the rum - not that spiced shit, always dark - you know how I feel about white Rum, especially after Cuba, and I had had like 4 beers before going out, but you know beer before liquor - or is it liquor before beer? - but the organic stuff because I get less hungover...

Gavin: Ease on the anecdeets, yo - did you mac that shit or what?

by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010