doin your mum

An alternate way to say "having sex with your mum". Often used to get someone to fuck off, or as a comedic response to "wyd"

"Dude, what the fuck were you doing last night?"
"I was doin your mum, doin doin your mum"

by Neowo September 20, 2019

Suck your mum

A term used by the poorly educated underclass of Britain to cause offense, although its difficult to imagine quite which part of 'your mum' you're supposed to 'suck'.

Oi! What you chattin shit about? Go suck your mum!

by Nanna_MoOn August 02, 2008

Suck your mum

An expression most twelve year old boys use as a way to express their insecurities to others

Johnny Jackson: oi mate, mans asking for a rubber, you get what I'm saying bruh?
Billie boi: Nah, that ain't what I'm about fam, go suck your mum

by The sponge who soaks October 06, 2018

Your mum is gay

Your mum is gay

Uhh your mum is gay

by Hi Danny October 29, 2019

Your mum is gay

Your mum is indeed do a homosexing laughing out loud

Your mum is gay lol

by Horse Wanker February 21, 2021

suck your mum

basically means shut up and fuck off u cunt

i bet ur mums a slag

person 1: ewwww

person 2: shut the fuck up go suck your mum man your breath stinks

by m4ds December 11, 2022

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 01, 2007