Alligator wrangler

Is code for stripper

You can drop out of school and become an alligator wrangler

Alligator wrangler by Anonymous123495598483383838383 June 2, 2018

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Alligator Grab

When engaging in anal sex with your sweetie and you reach in her vagina and jerk yourself off.

I had to use the alligator grab on the old lady this morning when just being in one orifice just doesn't get it done.

Alligator Grab by Half shaft October 31, 2018

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Alligator Head

When an adult human male is receiving a Fellatio from an adult human female and the females eyes roll behind her head revealing vertical reptilian pupils as she snaps her jaw onto the base of the males penis. She then begins to twirl and twist, tearing the males genitalia, simulating the alligator death roll.

I couldn't be with Gina anymore, she tried giving me that alligator head so I had to get the the hell out of there!

Alligator Head by ChristOnAChristmasCross December 14, 2018

alligator in the cargo bay

A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.

Did I fix the SQL injection vulnerability? Of course, it's an alligator in the cargo bay!

alligator in the cargo bay by ekolis January 30, 2020