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Skirt alert 🚨

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Slang. It’s when it’s really windy and women have to hold onto their skirts.
Man: It’s really windy today. Woman: skirt alert 🚨 What’s a skirt alert? When it’s ready windy us women have to hold onto our skirts so they don’t blow away.
by B-rizzle March 14, 2019
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Spew Alert

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To warn someone in the subject line of an email that they shouldn't read it with a mouthful of anything, or it might wind up on their screen, or keyboard...

"A little joke for you >Spew Alert<"
"Damn, Dave should have given me a spew alert before mailing me the goatse, I need a new keyboard"
by MedPig November 13, 2007
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An acknowledgment of a spoiler very much like a spoiler alert except that it's provided after rather than before the spoiler in question. See, for example, the Dinosaur Comics strip for April 15, 2011.

By extension, any would-be warning preceded by the thing it's supposed to warn against.
"So then Snape kills Dumbledore. That's a particularly infamous spoiler." "Nice postfix spoiler alert, you numskull." / A week after the drop deadline, the registrar told me I was taking the wrong classes and wouldn't be able to graduate till next semester. Talk about a postfix spoiler alert! Does he think I'm Merlin or something?
by Subsequence May 5, 2011
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suicide alert

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Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal
Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!
by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014
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scroll alert

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1. A scroll alert is a cross between a spoiler alert and a warning to ‘keep on scrolling’, recently invented. Not in wide use.
2. The information which follows ‘scroll alert’ will a) go against the norm b) will involve an alternate viewpoint which may go against your grain, beliefs, and quite possibly piss you off, c) may actually mess with your world and cause you to readjust and grapple with your values for a minimum of three days, and quite possibly more.
3. A scroll alert is a warning or disclaimer.

4. These words indicate that you are forewarned to “Keep on scrolling” unless you’re willing to engage. Just like a spoiler alert, scroll alert is a warning associated with giving away the main or turning point in a politicosocial event.
5. Precedes a statement that someone earnestly believes themselves and knows will really piss people off.
6. A term to describe the revelation of crucial elements (i.e. purported unverified facts, cause of deaths, viewpoint twists, attribution of responsibility, etc.) of a situation involving values (political, religious, moral, social etc.)
SCROLL ALERT
Charlottesville….REALLY?
After seeing a host of one-sided posts, I’ve gotta share my views. First of all I don’t see how people can claim any responsibility if they only see one side. That situation was a TWO-SIDED one.
by NoNukes4U September 2, 2017
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silly alert

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When someone says something that doesn’t make any sense but kind of funny at the same time.
Someone says “I think I’d rather slide down a cactus naked.”...then you say “Silly alert, Silly alert!”
by Carmie Love June 9, 2018
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Spoiler Alert

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Glenn Rhee dies in The Walking Dead Season 7 Episode 1
Thank you Negan for using your baseball bat named, Lucille on Glenn's head
by RGTube December 19, 2018
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